lol SWERVE HOE

I took the redirect off my blog if u were wondering

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:43:59 -0400

I took the redirect off my blog if u were wondering

the only things I’m interested in are music and my friends and cuddling

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:00:34 -0400

the only things I’m interested in are music and my friends and cuddling

frozen banana salesman / child

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:54:57 -0400

today I begin to watch Arrested Development

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:50:54 -0400

today I begin to watch Arrested Development

I like these booty shorts because they show off my butt well enough without also showing off heaps...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:25:39 -0400

I like these booty shorts because they show off my butt well enough without also showing off heaps of stretch marks or my underwear bc I don’t own much underwear that aren’t boyshort-y

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:04:08 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:41 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:02 -0400

No freedom till we’re equal, damn right I support it

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:43 -0400

No freedom till we’re equal, damn right I support it

patiently, their grip grows ever more tight…I’ve got every valid reason to be picking...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:52:00 -0400

patiently, their grip grows ever more tight…
I’ve got every valid reason to be picking this fight.

my mom took my phone because I refuse to go to my cousin’s Confirmation, because I guess she...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:46:19 -0400

my mom took my phone because I refuse to go to my cousin’s Confirmation, because I guess she doesn’t give a shit about my lack of religious beliefs (or my opinions in general) and extreme distaste for going to church so yeah I have no phone and will probably have little access to the internet and I’m probably grounded to my house until like summer so bye

cataquacks: helpful tips for teens: if you’re mad at a friend for not reaching out to you enough,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:48:25 -0400

cataquacks:

helpful tips for teens: if you’re mad at a friend for not reaching out to you enough, get back at them by never inviting them to anything! Then they’ll miss you and start inviting you to hang out with them constantly! Oh wait the opposite of that will happen

: cataquacks: cowboybeepboop: I’m doing research over the summer and the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:44:40 -0400

: cataquacks: cowboybeepboop: I’m doing research over the summer and the...:

cowboybeepboop:

cataquacks:

cowboybeepboop:

I’m doing research over the summer and the computer I work from is in the lab with the radiation detectors and test sources. So today I’m in there running some numbers, and I need to do a few calculations so I start looking around for a piece of scrap paper, and I notice this big box of printer paper off in a corner of the room. It’s still sealed so I figure I’ll just grab some out of the printer tray, but when I look it turns out there’s no printer anywhere in the lab.
So I head back over to the box and pry it open, wondering why someone left all this paper here without a printer, and when I pull off the lid, inside the box are these huge stacks of Playboy magazines from the ’60s and ’70s.
Someone thought it was a good idea to hide their fucking porn collection in a radiation lab.

SEAN

I mean

that’s so much porn I can’t even lift it

cataquacks: itsvondell: johnthedragon: d-dinosaur: Look at...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:42:17 -0400

cataquacks:

itsvondell:

johnthedragon:

d-dinosaur:

Look at this cute fucking thing.

I want twenty of them.

OMFG BABY

oh wow that’s SO cool i’ve never seen one of these before

aw!!!

orangemuses: all of harry potter’s friends have gathered at his home for a very jubilant occasion!...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:38:58 -0400

orangemuses:

all of harry potter’s friends have gathered at his home for a very jubilant occasion! ginny had just gotten back from the hospital a week ago from a particularly difficult labor. harry stands up and gets everyone’s attention:

“everyone, i’d like to introduce you to our newest son, dobby hedwig!”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:37:51 -0400

"Now I’m not saying you have to like ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN—I really don’t care whether you do or..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:37:15 -0400

“

Now I’m not saying you have to like ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN—I really don’t care whether you do or not. But Fox News is on a whole other level when it comes to worthless news coverage.

Because where CNN or MSNBC might sing the praises of how great a blue sky is—Fox News tries to convince you the sky isn’t actually blue. And millions of people believe it.

”

- Allen Clifton in Why Fox News if Total Garbage (via reallyfoxnews)

stardust-and-dirt: miss-nerdgasmz: reallyfoxnews: Fox News...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:27:51 -0400

stardust-and-dirt:

miss-nerdgasmz:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.

The brunette part is really important.

When you state hair color relative to an action, it sounds like a porn title

A+ Fox News

BUT SHES A STATE REPRESENTATIVE AND SHES COMFORTABLE BEING IDENTIFYING PUBLICLY AS PANSEXUAL I KINDA WANNA CRY THAT IS A BIG STEP FOR YOU KNOW, PANSEXUALS

why can’t my parents just accept my opinions and not fight amongst themselves about what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:24:50 -0400

why can’t my parents just accept my opinions and not fight amongst themselves about what they’re going to do about them

this is gonna be a fun story for the future… “Once I got grounded and my phone almost...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:19:41 -0400

this is gonna be a fun story for the future… “Once I got grounded and my phone almost taken for not wanting to attend a cousin’s religious ceremony”